DIY and I go together like Morecambe and Cream and Peaches & Wise! So, I deliberately stepped outside my comfort zone today and dropped in on my friend Chris. The plan was to lend a hand with his latest garden project. This required sawing, screwing, drilling, measuring and aligning â all the ingredients of a typical DIY job â involving some lovely âbig-boyâ toys!
Big Boy Toy! Four hours later, there had been no major problems, no missing limbs â just a couple of very smug blokes admiring their creation! We even got time for lunch where Chris, conjured up some homemade Stilton and Broccoli soup helped along with a spice-mix that Iâd never heard of before â the mysteriously named Zhoug!
The it was off to help out Trish bluetooth her shiny new iPhone to her car. That task was much easier, and it was sorted in a flash! Home by 4 where Ann had prepared a full roast â yummy! Then it was out for a walk, dropping-in on Jo and Janet on the way back before settling down back at ours to catch Sundayâs first episode of BBCâs production of Howardâs End.
Itâs been a while since we did this â and weâre certainly packing it in â a short two-day break to the Capital!
Deep breath, and here we go!
âŠTrain from Bedford⊠âŠa brief meeting with Chris, our Financial Adviser⊠âŠdump our bags at the Hotel⊠âŠChampagne Lunch at the Ritz (thanks Roger, Jane and Oliver!)⊠âŠcheck into the Hotel⊠âŠoff to Theatre-land to see The Play That Goes Wrong⊠âŠan organised walk around âoldâ Westminster (weather permitting)⊠âŠthen the Churchill War Rooms⊠âŠDinner in Theatre-land⊠âŠthe Opera (The Egyptian love-fest Aida)âŠ
âŠand finally, probably for me, a lie down in a darkened room!
Friday, 20th We left ours just after 8.30am and had a hassle-free drive over to Bedford. That meant that we were parked in good time and caught the first off-peak (9.23) out of Bedford, getting us into St Pancras just before 10.25. So far, so good. Then, it was a shortish Tube journey round to JLTâs HQ in Houndsditch for our pre-arranged meeting with Chris, getting there just before 11am. It was a very productive get-together, and weâve kicked-off our financial plans for 2018.
Meeting over, it was of to the highlight of the day â Champagne Lunch at The Ritz – courtesy of Roger, Jane and Oliver. We were last here with (a young, free and single) Roger, we think, over 25 years ago where we had both fallen foul of the very strict must-wear-a-tie-if-youâre-coming-in-here rule! As a punishment then, we had to wear some hideous polyester clip-on creation. The mental scars have just about healed, and this time I was prepared (although to tie a tie these days, is not the everyday routine it used to be!)
We were slightly early, arriving just before 1.20, but were soon seated and marvelling at the restaurantâs decor⊠Wow! what a posh place! âŠand busy too! âŠand good to see the tie dress-code being enforced. – as I checked-in our coats, an unsuspecting punter in front of me was spotted choosing from a drawer of hideous coloured ties before being allowed to set foot in the dining area! Been there, done that!
Dress-code inspection over, the rest was easy! Sit back and enjoy service and food at the very top of its game. Waiters-a-plenty, immaculately dressed in tails and white-tie completed the full-on dining experience. Fantastic! Just thirty minutes in, and the place was almost full (this was a popular dining destination, and the staff did a great job keeping us all fed and watered).
In truth, although the portion sizes werenât that large, the addition of hors dâoeuvres and petit-fours meant that by the end of the meal we certainly felt stuffed and it would have been rude (in spite of our stuffed-ness) not to complement our desserts with a glass of dessert wine and to finish with a coffee! All-in-all, the meal took a very relaxed two-hours, but as we left, it was clear that many of our fellow diners were planning to make an afternoon of it (maybe even a day!). Pi**-heads-of-the-week award must have certainly gone to the two guys sitting a few tables away, who managed to guzzle their way through two bottles of champagne AND a bottle of white wine during the time we were there. As we left, I saw one of them perusing the wine-list!! Letâs hope livers are on a two-for-one offer â yeesh! How do they do it??!! Sweeeeet! A glass of white Pineau des Charentes
We headed back to the Tube â and our Hotel. Weâre staying at the Arbor City Hotel again (we were last here back in February 2016), a lovely modern affair, just a spit from Aldgate East tube and the famous Brick Lane. Itâs in the very old and run-down part of Whitechapel, although these days, the area is looking more like a Manhattan skyline!
The view from Room 216
Just time for âfeet-upâ before heading out to the Duchess Theatre for the 7.30 performance of The Play That Goes Wrong. Itâs not everyoneâs idea of humour, but it certainly tickled our funny-bone! Now in its third year, WhatsOnStage.com commented âItâs as though The Mousetrap has been taken over by Monty Pythonâ. Suited us then!
I just managed to grab a quick snap of the Stage just before the Fascist-inspired Programme Seller told me off for daring to take a photo. It looked a simple set up (the Stage, not the Programme Seller) but as we were to discover over the next ninety-minutes, appearances can be very deceptive!
As expected, the Play was full of surprises. The performance even involved the audience before the 7.30 kick-off! (I wonât spoil the surprise here). Itâs fair to say that just like their previous Play that we saw back in June 2016 â The Bank Robbery that Went Wrong â they pushed the boundaries of Theatre performances and set design in every sense, much to the delight of tonightâs audience! In fact, part of the fun for us was hearing the lady, a few rows behind us, fall into uncontrollable hysterical laughter at every sight-gag. Iâm sure, in a previous life, she must have been a hyena! Getting the audience involved even extended to the Bar during the interval, where one of the actors (in character) was seen being manhandled towards the exit.
Wow! What an event!! Great entertainment, great energy and superb production values. If you prefer your humour slapstick, very visual and with a smidge of Basil Fawlty, this is the one for you! Those looking for a gentler style of humour, youâd be better off with 42nd Street across the road! The production finished around 9.30 and after giving our Oyster-cards a bit more of a workout, we were back in the Hotel by 10.15 – knackered (it must have been all that laughing!)
What a day! Highlight was most definitely Champagne Lunch at The Ritz â such a FANTASTIC experience all round, and lovely gift too! Thanks Roger, Jane and Oliver.
Saturday, 21st Ahh, the sounds of Friday-night London, thereâs nothing quite like it! The gentle hum of the traffic, the occasional police siren â and (just for us) a gang of totally paralytic females outside the hotel at silly oâclock, screaming their lungs out! This meant that one of us didnât sleep very well â and that doesnât bode well for the rest of mankind today! â whilst the other slept through it all, not waking-up until 7am.
Lucky me!! After a quick Continental (the breakfast, not the dance) one of us was ready to take on the world, whilst the other probably just wanted to find last nightâs funsters and murder them. Well, this is Jack the Ripper territory!
A quick check of the weather forecast after breakfast revealed a deteriorating day, with more than a chance of rain towards lunchtime. We decided therefore, to abandon the âOld Westminsterâ walk and bring forward our visit to The Churchill War Rooms.
After the short hop on the Tube to Westminster, and then a short walk, we arrived at Clive Steps, home to the Rooms.
 We werenât disappointed! The War Rooms were just packed with information about Churchill. And, whatever your views of him as a wartime leader, you couldnât fail to be impressed by the sheer amount of information on display. From static displays, to interactive maps, films and re-created rooms, this place had it all.
  An hour-and-a-half later, we were all âchurchilled-outâ and decided to head for John Lewis in Oxford Street in search of a replacement for our Christmas tree that met its fate as part of the clear-out during our Lounge project earlier this year. We decided to walk from the War Rooms to Oxford Street, that on reflection, wasnât a great idea – for two reasons. One, it felt like it was miles from where we were (it was!) and two, we went via Burlington Arcade and Bond Street where nearly every shop is a Jewellers. Understandably, one of us was distracted by all the bling on offer (Actually, Ann was too!)
On the yomp walk there, we passed through the famous Arcade and then onto Horseguards, where there was plenty of both â horses and Guards⊠and (weâre not sure why) dozens of armed policemen too! Whatever was going on, had certainly attracted the crowds â but we seemed to have arrived just as âitâ was ending.
Having safely navigated the shops in the Arcade and Bond Street (without as much as a ruffle of plastic) we arrived at JL. First stop, a place to eat, in the appropriately titled âThe Place to Eatâ (how do they think of these names?). In a complete contrast to yesterdayâs complete âblow-outâ of a lunch, today was a more modest affair â and I didnât need a tie either! ..a humble bags of crisps, a cake and a coffee! After a quick mooch round, we decided to head back to base as somehow the AC had failed in the shop and we were roasting (it also explained why most male staff were in shirt-sleeves!)
Time then for a short rest in the Hotel before heading back into Theatre-land and a planned meal at the Koha Restaurant in St Martinâs Court for 5.30.
âŠand what a find! Nestled between the Stage Doors of The Wyndham and Coward Theatres, this wasnât a particularly large restaurant – almost intimate – and they offered an exciting French-inspired menu. It was a bit off the main drag, which meant it was fairly quiet when we arrived â that’s just how we like it! Service was very attentive without being OTT and we were soon studying the wine-list and menu. With a G&T, a Cosmopolitan Cocktail and a couple of glasses of wine on order â as well as the food, all we needed to do now was sit back and wait for the Chef to do his magic. There was an acceptable wait between courses, that did suggest to us the food was cooked from scratch⊠Risotto for me as a Starter followed by the own Burger⊠..and Baileyâs panna cotta to finish!
By the time we left just after 7, the place was much fuller â obviously, itâs a well known eatery and overheard conversations suggested there were quite a few âregularsâ eating there pre-theatre. I have a feeling weâll be back here again next time weâre heading for the Theatre or Opera. A great eatery! The big event for this particular visit âto the smokeâ was a spot of culture in the shape of ENOâs 2017 production of Verdiâs #Aida. Itâs a re-imagined version abandoning the traditional costumes, but the tunes stay the same!
This was a very lavish affair and the familiar tale of boy-meets-girl/girl-loves-boy/girl-ends-up-as-slave/slave owner loves boy/Egypt-declares-war-on-Ethiopia/slaveâs father-invades-boyâs country/girl-wrestles-with-who-to-support/girl dies (as per most operas!).
Phew! Are you keeping up at the back? ENOâs lavish love-fest was spread over four Acts with an intermission halfway, and ran for just over two-and-a-half hours. The sets were fantastic, the lighting imaginative, the costumes gorgeous and the voices sounded like they were made from honey â the only thing that spoiled it (for me) was how depressing the storyline was! (I really should have read the full synopsis more thoroughly beforehand). I know already, if youâre the leading lady in opera, youâve a higher-than-average chance of âpegging itâ by the end, but this was the most depressing storyline Iâve ever experienced (and yes, I do watch EastEnders!). What was Verdi âonâ when he wrote this? Whatever it was, he should have changed it and perhaps gone down the Pub instead – or the restaurant we visited earlier, as that would have certainly brought a smile to his face! It wasnât a complete sell-out, but based on the screaming of âbravoâ over my right shoulder when the cast took to the stage at the end, many were impressed with tonightâs performance.
As we left the Theatre with the masses and walked to the Tube, it felt good to be part of the âbuzzâ in London â especially on a Saturday night.
This was a great way to finish our latest trip into this fair city and weâre heading home after breakfast tomorrow.
 
 
